Sirius' Valentines! (Also backdated to Valentine's Day)

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When Sirius woke up, he was pleased, amused, and perplexed by the different Valentine cards and the list of park residents. He attached a box of chocolates and a few random candy hearts, and sent the cards out to various people.



He was extremely pleased to have been provided with the first card, and sent it right away:



Happy Valentine's Day, from me and your wife!

Love, Sirius

PS My hair isn't that girly





He wasn't quite sure what was going on in this one, but to a few people he didn't mind embarrassing himself to, he sent:



Have a Magical Valentine's Day!

Love, Sirius





This one should never have seen the light of day, but because of the first card, he felt James deserved a laugh at his expense, so he sent:



Have a very yiffy Valentine's Day!

Love, Sirius

PS What the fuck





Although Sirius didn't really get it, he sent the most platonic-looking card to a few people he'd met who he didn't want to frighten with skirts, fetish wear, or innuendos, as well as some people who'd sent him cards:



Have a very brotherly Valentine's Day!

Love, Sirius





And finally to a few lovely ladies (whom he hoped would get the joke):



We can lie low together any time!

Love, Sirius