[identity profile] alcoholit.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] dizzy_land
Bernard was in serious need of alcohol. Mainly because he'd been lying around, doing nothing but drinking for the past few weeks, and eventually, that supply had to run out. There was a brief moment when he considered making his own, but he remembered the faffing and confusion in making it last time. Nah. He'd just sell his soul. He scribbled on the noticeboard:

Wanted! ALCOHOL.

I am willing to do anything (and yes, I do mean anything) for a bottle or two of drink.

Meanwhile, I am going to go and stoically ride a rollercoaster. Because I'm past the point of enjoying them. Find me being incredibly sober on Big Thunder Mountain. I reserve every right to bite your head off, unless you have alcohol.

Bernard Black

Date: 2008-11-23 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
Crowley tried to resist. He wanted to resist. But there was something about the message that tugged at the very depths of his soul - or what would have been his soul had he had one. He couldn't not respond. It was ingrained or something...

Which was why he could be found leaning on his cane at the loading dock for the Big Thunder Mountain railroad, waiting for an idiot to come by.

Date: 2008-11-23 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
"Yes," agreed Crowley dryly.

Date: 2008-11-28 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
"Both, pretty much," said the demon honestly.

Date: 2008-11-30 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
"Get what over and done with?" asked Crowley. He was looking more at the environment than at Bernard and wondering again why the hell he was here.

Date: 2008-12-01 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
Comprehension dawned.

"As if it were that simple," Crowley sneered. "You did say you'd do anything for alcohol, yes...?"

Date: 2008-12-01 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
"How anything?" prodded the demon. "Would you give me a blow job in the middle of Main Street?"

Date: 2008-12-02 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthony-crowley.livejournal.com
"I'm pretty sure it would be, too," Crowley agreed dryly.

It probably wasn't fair to judge anyone else by Ellie's standard, but that was all that the demon had to go by. He was a bit surprised that Bernard had gone along so easily with the outrageous suggestion, though.

"What about signing over your eternal soul to me? Would you do that?"


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